http://www.freeple.com/blog Free Funny Forwards For the People and By the People Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:00:07 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Effects Of Global Warming                   http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/07/02/effects-of-global-warming/ Wine Drinkers To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and to those who don't.As Ben Franklin said:'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.'In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we Drink one litre of water ... http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/28/wine-drinkers/ Women rule! Ballgirl.wmv http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/28/sportsfans-check-this-out/ GEORGE CARLIN                           Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.     A Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways ... http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/28/george-carlin/ PINK BIKINI Thanks to ace.bomb PINKBIKINI.wmv http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/27/pink-bikini/ http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/22/funny-stuff/ These a__holes wouldn't need luck if they stayed home!!!!!! Another good reason for birth control!!! LuckyDayV.wmv LuckyDay.wmv LuckyDayII.wmv LuckyDayIII.wmv LuckyDayIV.wmv http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/19/lucky-day/ http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/18/sick-of-angel-emails/   To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF THAT  WORKED! For 2008, could you please ... http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/15/to-all-my-friends-2/   To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF THAT  WORKED! For 2008, could you please ... http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/15/to-all-my-friends/ THIS CAR COSTS US $4.8 M AND YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT FOR A PRICE OF US $1000!!  IT BELONGS TO PRINCE ALWALEED FROM SAUDI ARABIA. Diamond Covered Mercedes of Prince Waleed                 ... http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/14/diamond-mercedes-dare-you-touch-it/                                    SORE THROAT   __._,_.___   ... http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/14/sore-throat/ I am not sure about the last part... but test is good !!! Test Your Eyes!! I found them all. Can you find the B (there are 2 B's)? DON'T skip or your wish won't come true...   RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ... http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/14/test-your-eyes/ POEM TO WARM YOUR HEART A WOMAN'S POEM:Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep,One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed,When I spend ... http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/14/venus-vs-mars/ A perfect candidate for "Dancing with the Dopes"!!!!!!! home_movies_howablondepoledances.wmv http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/14/how-a-blonde-pole-dances/ Why There Are No Italian Muslims... Why_There_Are_No_Italian_Muslims.wmv http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/11/why-there-are-no-italian-muslims/ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ... http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/07/kids-are-quick/ DIV { MARGIN: 0px }   Dime con quien andas, y te dire quien eres...   Vangelis    Χρησιμοποιείτε Yahoo!Βαρεθήκατε τα ενοχλητικά μηνύ ματα (spam); Το Yahoo! Mail διαθέτει την καλύτερη δυνατή προστασία κατά των ενοχλητικών μηνυμάτων http://login.yahoo..com/config/mail?.intl=gr ... http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/06/les-mejores-fotos-de-2007-2008/ REAL FRIENDS   This is GOOD...I expect it back too! I especially like the last sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn't  feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her ... http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/06/real-friends/   Now, as a public disservice,  our legal expert, Percy Perjury, offers these helpful hints on "How to Get OFF Jury Duty:"      *Paste a tattoo on your arm that says, "Hang'em high!"      *When being questioned by attorneys, before ... http://www.freeple.com/blog/2008/06/01/how-to-get-off-of-jury-duty/